“Look at me. Do you think I would have chosen to look like this. I would have preferred to have played a leading man in life. I would have been Cary Grant.”
Alfred Hitchcock, Film Director (1899 – 1980)
“British women can’t cook. They are very good at decorating food and making it attractive. But they have an inability to cook.”
Prince Philip (Mountbatten), Duke of Edinburgh (born 1921)
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney Spears, Singer (born 1981)
“There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.”
Albert Einstein, Physicist (1879 – 1955)
“My idea of a dependable writer is Flaubert, who looked like a dugong with a head cold, or George Eliot, who bore a surprising resemblance to last year’s winner of the Kentucky Derby.”
Anthony Lane, Film Critic (born 1962)
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles, Film Director & Actor (1915 – 1985)
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Albert Einstein, Physicist (1879 – 1955)
“I mean, my music isn’t just music – it’s medicine.”
Kanye West, Rapper (born 1977)
“One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything.”
Oscar Wilde, Playwright (1854 – 1900)
“I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”
Prince Philip (Mountbatten), Duke of Edinburgh (born 1921)
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead – not sick, not wounded – dead.”
Woody Allen, Film Director & Writer & Actor (born 1935)
“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car of a new wife.”
Prince Philip (Mountbatten), Duke of Edinburgh (born 1921)
