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A poor little guy called Adolf Hitler Campbell

Bizarre baby names make me feel really sad for the kids; I mean imagine being called ‘Pilot Inspektor’ , ‘Diva Thin Muffin’ , ‘Mary Christmas’ or ‘Fifi Trixibelle’ your whole life long, but this one tops it all. A poor little 3-year-old is going to have the lifelong burden of carrying the name ‘Adolf Hitler’ because his father happens to like that name and because “no one else in the world would have that name”. Little Adolf’s father Heath Campbell might’ve been suffering from a creativity crisis when he had 2 more children, or maybe he ran out of ultra shocking, jaw-dropping names and calling his newborns ‘JoyceLynn Aryan Nation’ and ‘Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie’ did well suffice him.
Oh wait, there’s more! Mr. & Mrs. Campbell are evidently quite upset at the moment, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township refused to prepare little Adolf Hitler’s birthday cake with his name on it.
You can read more about it here.

I don’t know why, but reading this article made me think of the movie ‘Parenthood’.

“You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming a…e be a father.”

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